{"product_id":"i-used-to-be-cool-tee","title":"I Used To Be Cool Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"a2481746-9abb-44b8-b934-0f986fd22426\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-82\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"844b05f9-5b8d-4402-828b-7f7c1bea2e50\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"106\" data-end=\"134\"\u003eI Used to Be Cool Tee 😅✨\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"136\" data-end=\"338\"\u003eFunny, relatable, and made for parents who get it. The \u003cstrong data-start=\"191\" data-end=\"265\"\u003eI Used to Be Cool, Now I Just Argue with a Miniature Version of Myself\u003c\/strong\u003e tee delivers humor with a bold retro vibe you’ll love wearing on repeat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"340\" data-end=\"352\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"340\" data-end=\"352\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"355\" data-end=\"397\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"355\" data-end=\"395\"\u003eDTF (Direct-to-Film) printed graphic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"400\" data-end=\"432\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"400\" data-end=\"430\"\u003eComfort Colors® unisex tee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"475\"\u003eGarment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"478\" data-end=\"501\"\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"504\" data-end=\"524\"\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"527\" data-end=\"539\"\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"542\" data-end=\"559\"\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause parenting builds character… and sarcasm. 😌\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"561\" data-end=\"709\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"561\" data-end=\"577\"\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings, lighting, and the printing process. Digital mockups are for display purposes only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"P\u0026PD Wholesale","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Neon Violet","offer_id":48770950168816,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Neon Violet","offer_id":48770950201584,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Neon Violet","offer_id":48770950234352,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Neon Violet","offer_id":48770950267120,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Neon Violet","offer_id":48770950299888,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X \/ Neon Violet","offer_id":48770950332656,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0061\/5468\/2423\/files\/i-used-to-be-cool.jpg?v=1769716543","url":"https:\/\/cotton-smash.myshopify.com\/products\/i-used-to-be-cool-tee","provider":"Cotton Smash","version":"1.0","type":"link"}